Augustus McCrae

Retired Captain Texas Rangers. Hat Creek Cattle Company and Livery Emporium. We do not rent pigs. Uva uvam vivendo varia fit.

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

David Allan Coe is up there with Hitler and the Big Stein now. All my friends are dead

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@DripChud The best part is no square toe boots

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@TooReal4Earf67 Time marches on

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@OldeWorldOrder There are people who genkirkuinely want ts

[copypasta groyper @cpgrpr]

I’m a 2026 Groyper, I found Nick through Sophie Rain

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@WoodsIsTheGoat @SeiyaPegas8614 @curvy_cuties1 Why are you repeating him

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@MNDegen69 Gold cups will always be king brother

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@RetardGr0yper This already exists bro

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

I love thick white girls with fake blond hair

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@RetardGr0yper You must be another groyper convert who ended up here because their leader chud commander charlie got dropped

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@pootsobotka Following menswear has taught me that most menswear is just larping as a closeted gay dad from the 1990s, very interesting phenomenon

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@curvy_cuties1 The land of milk and honey

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@sophieraiin Groypette

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@CChadChampion @DietMntnDewNYC @RichardBSpencer @muslimorthodoxy Big Spence is talking to these idiots and Nick is over at F&F talking to those idiots… wtf are the goats doing, should’ve just talked to each other

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@FrenlyHenryFord @prep_propaganda That’s a shame, braided belts are elite

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@JUSTcatmeme Need need need need

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@RandomManu1uv @simplylimask @ketgoblin1635 I blame burners for the fall off of the crown, never should’ve mainstreamed that. Time will tell and hopefully they both return to their respective places on the top

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@RandomManu1uv @simplylimask @ketgoblin1635 Whoa now, the whale is eternal brother it will never fall off

[Augustus McCrae @Capt_Augustus]

@CalvinSilentCal I’m seeing the vision Cal

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@GroypsterOne Tuff

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@BasilianThought This has been the only likable development in the chud saga