Capt Murfee

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

FIFA suspending the match as soon as they saw Mbappé was about to surpass Messi

[Austin @CFCAustin_]

@CFCPys Chapter four: The art of Malo Gusto as a 10.

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Spent £2 billion on a bunch of shit young players and gave them chalobah and neto as their seniors.

[Lee Gunner @leegx82]

WHAT PHASE IS MARESCA IN? 💀

[Zino @cfczin0]

Pochettino wanted to run a Ugarte x Gallagher midfield at my club

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

Just remembered the win doesn’t count because Clearlake sacked our head chef and we lost to Wrexham in preseason

[/+/ @Sxne19iv2]

4 CBs + contributing to Celtics ring

[Out of Context Mark G @NoContextMarkG]

Mark Goldbridge rages at Chelsea’s fourth goal. 🤯

#CHEMUN

[Patronus Potter. @DrakesKeeper]

Harry Potter was young rich and famous and only had sex with 2 women his whole life. You can tell a woman wrote that story.

[Austin @AustinPlanet]

@espn Miami Heat fans after the team avoiding becoming the first team in NBA history to blow a 3-0 series lead.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

It certainly does.

[Wesley Fofana @Wesley_Fofana3]

Little Wes 🤗💙

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

We now know Chris Brown's favorite sport. Sock-her.

[Mr. Mxyzptlk @YungPancakes]

@PFTCommenter Aaron Hernandez getting into character after reading the script in 2013:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Enzo Fernández, new Chelsea player! All documents are signed between the clubs with Benfica and player side on contract valid until June 2031 ✅🔵🇦🇷 #CFC

Medical tests, done.

Payment in 6 installments — but £40m upfront. Boehly, Eghbalix board did it after mad 24h.

Here we go.

[. @playboicarti]

Hello Twitter

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

BBC Radio 1 not seeing the pearly gates for this 😭 https://t.co/PDyWjHIlme

[Capt Murfee @Capt_Murfee]

@rawanimeops @SaveVidBot