Captain Morgan

Literally just a trash account for games and such. Will occasionally shit talk about Sportsball and Politics.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@_00017s Carrot AND Onigiri? Her gluttony knows no bounds.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@TideGura92338 But what if I'm just a lil' Bonsai 🥹

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@heliosmaxxing "Look dumb"?

Friend, I'm going to gently hold your hand when I say this...

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@Starbind_S Sei put that back right this instant. You do not have enough badges to keep that dog.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@LSpoonerd I'm genuinely so glad he agreed to do this.

[Hasan Kwame Jeffries @ProfJeffries]

Also weather related.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@ricochet_888 Steve Irwin would actively despise people like you, I hope you know that.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@JacksonWheat1 I love how their crappy AI video ends right before it capsizes.

"ThE eXaCt PiTcH~"

>Shows it failing.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@yosoycarl0s @JacksonWheat1 Because sea creatures have been around a LOT longer than mountains and deserts. Tectonic plates cause land masses to rise and fall, bringing whatever fossils were there with it.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@Vara_Dark Breaking. Local Poser learns that you hire native speakers to translate a game into that language. More bullshit at 10.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Release the Epstein files.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@KingObtuse

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@strawhatzuffy Has anyone alerted Jeff to this?

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@Colillie_ You'll never guess what she turns into the day after that.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@rintaichou I can't believe no one has called her B*Orb*on yet.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@JamesTate121 I've been screaming from the rooftops since the tariffs were first enacted that this was the plan all along.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@JimThom90458694 If you don't even know what denomination of Christian you are, you're not actually very interested in the religion you supposedly follow.

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@avoidantnol @ShadowShell51 Second, the framing of the picture was a well used racist meme. It stems from a guy who was wasted on a flight and went on a racist tirade because stupid reasons. Pic below. Anytime you see a character framed with the crown or in a similar plane? It's a dogwhistle about this

[Captain Morgan @Captain67527262]

@avoidantnol @ShadowShell51 It's a 2 part thing. First, related to her, there was a scene where she was singing karaoke. However she froze up on the word "Neko" because she adores cats so much. So it lead her to say, "N-.... N-.... N-..." And that is close enough a racist meme on it's own for some people.