Captain Obvious

Simple facts have never been so controversial.

[Captain Obvious @Captain85780901]

@LisaBritton Anyone who doesn't want all of my money just to waste it in bureaucracy. Anyone who supports the middle class. So far there are none.

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Republicans are already the party of free speech, liberty, and economic success. They are also becoming the party of openness, inclusiveness, and the middle class. While Democrats are becoming the party of racism, fascism, and elitism.

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Is anyone else noticing a serious shift in the online reporting for Fox News following the Disney deal? How long before this affects the television side of business?

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@RLHeinrichs @benshapiro Add "won't condemn socialism" to the list

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Lol @TulsiGabbard won't answer if she's a Socialist or Capitalist.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

A Trump supporting student at Edmond Santa Fe High School had his MAGA flag ripped off of him by another student.

These malicious attacks must be dealt with.

RT!

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@EsmePendergast @eugenegu @realDonaldTrump The law also doesn't force me to have unprotected sex. The law does force me to pay consequences for my actions which negatively affect other people, especially a precious child.

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Wake me up when it's okay to be a straight, white male again.

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@TomiLahren @DineshDSouza And the Oscar goes to.....whichever nominee checks the most intersectionality boxes!

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@eugenegu @realDonaldTrump The current debate is not about unviable fetuses or high risk pregnancies. The debate is about late term abortion laws such as in NY where it is now legal "if the mother's HEALTH is at risk." This is in stark contrast to, "if the mother's LIFE is at risk."

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Maybe the media are secretly trolling all Dems and putting out fake news stories on purpose to convert Democrats to Republicans 🤔

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@RepSwalwell @NRA @GabbyGiffords @SpeakerPelosi @GabbyGiffords was nearly killed by @SpeakerPelosi???

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@charliekirk11 Morality

[Khalid.eth @khaliqrodriquez]

Since Twitter deleted my tweet last night, here it is again!

I HATE white guilt

You were NEVER a slave owner

I was NEVER a slave

We're all free!! #MAGA

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@Timcast Funny how the most adamant MAGA supporters seem to live in Chicago and San Francisco

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I support Malia Obama in her ability as an adult to enjoy a bottle of wine.

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If Barack Obama were still in office last week: "Jussie Smollett could have been me 20 years ago..."

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@CalebJHull @RitaPanahi It's only natural to give extra coverage to things that never happen.

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@tomselliott @benshapiro Yes, it would have sounded less made-up than racist, white people wearing MAGA hats in Chicago at 2 AM. I live in California and I don't think I've ever seen a MAGA hat in person.

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If Obama was still in office, he would have exploited the Jussie Smollett situation to push an agenda based on race and intersectionality. Thank God we no longer have race-baiting in the White House.