Jared “CaptainHook” Williams

St Agnes Hockey alum - Assistant scout for the Battle Creek Kernels of the USPHL- MN HS Hockey fanatic

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

Lil lindo sleeps with a night light

[Tyreese “Bag” Mohammad IV @TyreeseMuh76]

Who in there right mind put @Erik_Larson3 J in the rafters 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️that boy is so trash #leprechaun

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

@KarlEastHockey Tucker johnny is a fag

[tony scott @tonyscotthockey]

what a beautiful game to watch #kingjoey

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

216 is firing on all cylinders

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

#netanyahu #gilesfiles

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Who the fuck is this fattass on Edina??

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

Open bar up on club level me and @TyreeseMuh76 up here ❄️🍻

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

The binos ticket ushers may be the only people gayer than @MNHockeyDog.

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

On the way to the games and I’m fired the fuck up. Been boozing all day on the couch 🍻 can’t wait to perv on some Edina moms

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

@TyreeseMuh76 “Amari Lindo” they called him. Played JG for the Irish ☘️ and graduated in 92’. One of the first black JG hockey players in Minnesota. Guy was a goon

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

@northernScout17 @Sec222Barstool @Mnhockeyscout34 Couldn’t agree more northern scout. What’s with these teen f*gs dressing like they are about to go shoot heroin in the bathroom of a pump and munch?

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

That might’ve been the 5th Superman celly I’ve seen today fuck me can we switch up the cellys like @Dnelss67 did

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@Jay87Huh @jordy_johnson16 Blumpkins, I like the way your thinking. Meet me at reids tmrw morning before the games for a few beers 🍻🍻

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

@JoelHoover I think it’s time for you to grow a pair buddy

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Cole Swanson is reportedly out because he banged a hooker in downtown St. Paul last night and woke up with crabs. That’s nails

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

Dodge county lost to holy angels 17-2

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

@HockeyIntel_ This kid blows. “Dogshit” county has no fucking buisness being in any state tournament; might aswell throw the adapted floor hockey team from Hibbing out there to give their top guys some rest.

[Jared “CaptainHook” Williams @Captain__Hook89]

@MNHockeyStar @ethanendreson09 @FutureGophers Tate Swanson (C)
“Bag” Schmidt
Devin O’Donnell
Parker Fulton
Whitaker Rewertz
Dylan “daddy” Nelson
Sam suja
Unsung hero: Grady Schmidt

[Mike Ramsey @RammerHockey]

Hearing per sources that Hibbing forgot there sticks up North. Now this game might be entertaining for the first period. #dodgecountycheese #cigs