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@Acyn Putting the single I in evil.

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@RealAlexJones Trump hired his own captor? Wild.

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@SirQuantalot @AndersVistisen Everyone knew. You're just one of millions of fucking idiots.

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@SameNewLions Tick tock, buddy.

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@PeterNotDrury You know what happens if that's in the other box...

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@DRLuoma @elarsh @SameNewLions @_MLFootball There were Vikings players in the vicinity when Darnold was tagged for I.G. later in the game. All fans want is consistency from the officials.

Fun to see what happens now Lions fans have a consistently good team for the first time since the internet was invented. Adorable.

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@OM_Officiel Hope your benches are comfortable for him.

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@LAZYCFC @nealmaupay_ Always one mouthy little Cockney dickhead who thinks the North is in black and white. Probably never left that shithole, London.

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@Whotfismick

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@cliftonaduncan Nobody cared because God isn't real.

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@Matt_Pinner 6+9 = 15
50 + 20 + 15 = 85

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@XcelEnergyMN Is Xcel Energy going to be reimbursing my family for the lost groceries we'll have to throw out tomorrow if this is not resolved? Not to mention the potential loss of earnings from being unable to work as normal tomorrow?

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@TRobinsonNewEra If they go straight, they'll crash. You fucking pathetic little snowflake.

Also, you get inside them and not the other way around so maybe you're the gay one.

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@CoryCove @PowerTripKFAN Fixed it for you.

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@LangmanVince Yep, the guy who had to pay her for sex.

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@LangmanVince The convicted felon who wants to fuck his own daughter. See, easy.

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@MattWallace888 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡