Captain Black

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[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

August dump ke! Adupẹ ti emi o bo

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

August dump?

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Say No to Betting

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Say No to Betting

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Tinubu effects that you can think of>>>>

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This season BBnaija didn't even have the publicity like previous seasons — Tinubu effect 🤣💔

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Tinubu effects that you can think of>>>>

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

This season BBnaija didn't even have the publicity like previous seasons — Tinubu effect 🤣💔

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Unpopular opinion:
Being attracted to someone isn't enough reason to date them.

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Unpopular opinion:
Being attracted to someone isn't enough reason to date them.

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Growing older is realising that sometimes you weren't asking for too much.
You were just asking the wrong person.

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Growing older is realising that sometimes you weren't asking for too much.
You were just asking the wrong person.

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

@Hat55844Hater @AndyjnrUmaru I just want to express the feeling of using it... Money dey cheat me sha

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

What's something people call “being mature” that is actually just emotional detachment?

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

What's something people call “being mature” that is actually just emotional detachment?

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Some people don't actually want advice.

They just want you to agree with the decision they've already made.

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

@Folakemi__1 Choco milo

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

Some people don't actually want advice.

They just want you to agree with the decision they've already made.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Life is so good when no one knows you’re a millionaire

[Captain Black @Captain_Black12]

I haven't been active in the past few days, I'm not sure the algorithm will still favour me like this.

[✦ 𝒁𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒂 ✦ @AdexZendaya]

When dating someone, does the way they speak English matters to you ?