Michael McRonald

Joined Twitter during the NFL lockout to get news quick. Follow mostly sports and fake news...and now stonks.

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@bizlet7 She's going to make an absolutely awful wife someday. Maybe more than once.

[ego death @this_Just_in89]

incredible

[Arbitrage Andy @ArbitrageAndy1]

"so what do you think the proper response is to the grooming gangs in the UK?"

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

And this is why we will never give up our guns. If the guys with the guns are doing this, we need good guys to take care of them...

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

A Police returned a little girl back to her r@pists and said "have fun with her"

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@92Nett @sportslogosnet Ok, my bad, this one guy does haha.
Reggie White fan?

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

[Jason Robertson @JRobFromMN]

I remember watching Seinfeld and we all laughed when Kramer was attacked for not wanting to wear the Aids Ribbon

He was participating in the event, paid his money was was there to support, but it wasn't enough

Now its reached the point where you are penalized for not wearing the ribbon

We live in clown times

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its pretty funny that there are people in america who have to pretend this isnt cool because they dont want to lose social standing with their friends

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Regardless of what you think about how Trump’s doing America’s 250th, we should all thank God we dodged whatever nationwide humiliation ritual Dems had cooked up.

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@elonmusk

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@TimelessTrvlr Stop telling ppl about it 😭 lol

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@JackMac Rough and Rowdy

[Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 @bitcloud]

The left won.

The world's richest man is an electric vehicle manufacturer who is decarbonising the atmosphere while helping quadriplegics, restoring space travel, and making the internet and freedom of speech widely available across the globe.

Unfortunately most of the people who identified as "left" were simply pathological grief merchants with oppositional defiance disorder. They build nothing. They stand for nothing.

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@interstatejuche It's beautiful

[Erik Voorhees @ErikVoorhees]

No, you don't get it.

He does not have $1 trillion sitting in cash, it is 99% stock in his companies.

To make that wealth liquid would mean selling all that stock which would swiftly destroy *both* the companies (Tesla, SpaceX, others) and the wealth. If he sold it all, he'd end up with maybe $100b max, several hundred thousand people would be out of work, the companies ruined and many of their suppliers also ruined.

Okay, but now Elon has $100b in cash, and can "solve the world's problems".

$100b divided by the world's 8 billion people is $12

If you were in charge, several of the most innovative industrial companies in the world would be destroyed, hundreds of thousands out of work, and space would again close to human civilization for another generation.

But everyone on earth could have one nice meal and you could revel in your altruism.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Father has epic response to this lady 😭🔥

“I also have five boys.”

“Boys, when you go out into school, don’t stab any other kids. You think you guys can do that?”

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

Let's go. It's time. End the fraud. Protect your taxes.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Saving LA - Phase III

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Whenever Trump see the stock market going down

[Michael McRonald @Captain_Covert]

@BearlyHereAtAll @redsteeze Perfect lol