CaptainDadPool

PA state rep for American Atheists, Biblical history nerd, Army veteran, stay at home Dad, and professional opinion haver.

[CaptainDadPool @Captain_DadPool]

If you’re new to my page welcome! I’m best known on TikTok where I make entertaining/educational videos related to Biblical history, atheism and deconstruction, I also have a YT channel where I interview scholars in various fields, but Twitter is the outlet for my chaotic energy.

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Looking for something to do tonight? Come hang out with me on FreeThinkers Fireside tonight as we discuss historical and textual inaccuracies in the BIble!
https://t.co/tSds53aImF via @YouTube

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Taking some time to lock in today, just in case anyone needs to be reminded what the fuck they made me.

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My 8 y/o just asked Google if it’s possible to delete everything including creation. Kids going to be a legend in the emo poetry community one day.

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Look at my mutuals out here getting noticed. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[Amazon MGM Studios @AmazonMGMStudio]

Uncovering the truth behind the mania. Shiny Happy People: A Teenage Holy War premieres July 23 on @PrimeVideo.

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@aprilajoyr Yoooooo!!!! That is seriously cool I cannot wait.

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The thing about conspiracy theorists is they aren’t actually about freedom and truth seeking. What they crave more than anything is subjugation, that’s why they’re so quiet right now.

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I still haven’t gotten over Finn and Flame Princess breaking up. That was my 9/11. #confessions

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I need to stop preemptively explaining myself in every day conversations. But the reason I do that is because when I was a child.. *2 hours of white noise* ..blood was everywhere. But anyways that’s basically why I’m like this.

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Wait Jimmy Swaggart died?! It’s not even my birthday!

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The way I just cackled.

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A little girl picked me flowers at work. It was the cutest fucking thing that’s ever happened to me.

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Today I’m officially 3 months smober. My smobriety is going strong. And yes, I only made this post to share the pun. You’re welcome America.

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So “you don’t need a blanket to poop” is a sentence that just came out of my mouth.

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@ScottPresler Wow that’s crazy. How many republican voters did they “purge”? Or was it only the democrat ones?

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Thoughts and prayers to all the youth pastors who aren’t able to frost their tips in these trying times.

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It’s like a character development arc but in real life.

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@maklelan They want to shame you for flexing your creds because they are ashamed at how grossly inadequate they feel in comparison.

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This is like saying, “I am the worlds greatest chef. Steak should be eaten with ketchup.”

[YoungHoon Kim, XRPS @yhbryankimiq]

As the world's highest IQ record holder, I believe the Bible is the perfect, eternal, and final Word of God. Therefore, the Bible doesn’t need to be updated. The world needs to catch up.

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Hey that!… no that’s fair. That’s fair.

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911 I’d like to report the most murder of all time.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Duckworth to Hegseth: "You are blowing through money like my fellow cadets and I did in our first liberty after basic camp. Luckily I didn't end up with a questionable tattoo ... you're just an unqualified yes man who can't tell the president how to keep Americans safe."