teacher: today we'll be discussing the mathematical concept of infinity
me: ugh when am i ever going to need to know this
[first day of work at olive garden]
my manager: ok so we have these endless breadsticks
me: oh shit oh fuck
Reminds me of when I played Pebble Beach. Had an EZ putt from like 4 inches...I end up going off the green! I thought "That was like a potentially volatile situation I could deescalate with training and compassion but then I killed a guy"
Breaking News: Legendary Georgetown Coach John Thompson has passed away. The Hall of Famer became the first African-American head coach to win the NCAA National Championship, leading the Hoyas to the 1984 title. Coach Thompson will be greatly missed.