Brandon Shipman

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Mizzou is whooping that ass

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@BarstoolBigCat Haven’t tweeted since ‘22 and got on to let you know you’re soft for your pinky team. No way you can argue HOU has more of a chance to win the SB than KC. What’s the point of this bit if you don’t pick the most likely team. I know you cant sleep with this decision

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@Chiefs just so you guys know every time I got in a 3 point stance we either got a first down or a tackle for loss so if you guys wanna fly me out for a contract I’ll play for free just to 3 peat I can play both sides

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

Hey @highnoonsunsips as an avid and passionate high noon drinker and owner of a high noon Fanny pack. This black Cherry high noon pack is watermelon flavored on the inside. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. I’m not mad just disappointed.

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

What about @harposkc @ChaseDaniel

[Chase Daniel @ChaseDaniel]

If @MizzouFootball wins today then I’m paying the bar tab for EVERYONE for 2 hours at @harposcomo tonight!!!! Let’s GO!! #MIZ

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@joel_gilbert18 Yeah not happening 😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

YOU DON’T BURN CHURCHES IN AMERICA!

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@sKnappchat @AlexanderTheDav I think they were intended to be edible they just hadn’t quite perfected it yet lmao

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@sKnappchat @AlexanderTheDav Blake..... would I do something tricky like that to you?? Come on now bruh

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Who wants season 3 of real bros? Just trying to get a quick head count

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@J_Rwuskey @joel_gilbert18 @andrewmpo I’m so weak 😂😂😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mike Vick respawned as Patrick Mahomes confirmed

https://t.co/M7UoCU6Jay

[Andrew Wakeman @andrew_wakeman]

Lost my idol and a friend in a matter of 10 minutes. This can’t be real. Rest easy Mac and Paul😞

[Burkley Micek 🌻 @BurkleyMicek21]

Mental Health is not a joke, life can be extremely stressful sometimes but there are people who care for you so do not be ashamed to ask for help if you need it ❤

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

@Ryan_Stricklan When I got the notification I knew it was gonna be this lol

[Only Hip Hop Facts @OnlyHipHopFacts]

Timbaland playing Jay Z the Dirt Off Your Shoulder beat for the first time.

[SOCCER.COM @soccerdotcom]

🤤

#GER is not done just yet.
#GERSWE #WorldCup

[Brandon Shipman @Captain_Shipman]

This was absolutely filthy 🔥 https://t.co/EiG7bjdqvr

[Andrew Wakeman @andrew_wakeman]

Having friends who put on for you make it easier to keep going. Love to everyone whose supported so far🌐