Chase D. Troutner

Lawyer. Alabama Law (#RollTide) grad. #BYU, #Jazz, #TusksUp, #Yankees. Latter-day Saint.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Promises To Spare BioWare If He Can Find Ten Developers Who Are Heterosexual White Men https://t.co/FsgA5EjcyN

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

@DevinD33 🙋🏼‍♂️

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

HOW IS THIS ROUGHING THE KICKER!!!! WORST CALL EVER! BYU SCREW JOB! #provodave

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

That roughing the kicker call was AWFUL.

And now UCF has a TD.

Can't accuse the Big 12 of protecting BYU on that one.

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

THAT IS NOT ROUGHING THE KICKER

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

LEGEND THE LEGEND

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

@CFBWhatNot2Wear It’s a wonderful rule.

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

@rtmccombs 2-pointers play right into our hands.

[Mark M @iwasmmueller88]

The officials in this one.

[Sam Jacobs @SammyJdot]

I love watching BYU play football

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We’re heading to overtime because the kicker, whose kick on 3rd down was blocked, but then recovered his own kick, earning another chance, had his helmet come off. This led to a 10 second runoff, ending the half.

College. Football.

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

Wait, how is the clock not still running?

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

@BrandonCGurney They said number 11 was in the area.

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

That’s not a receiver in the area!

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

Guys, there’s no way that Roderick just decided to run three straight times on his own. That was 100% a Kalani decision.

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

Now I’ve glad they didn’t flag it. They would have kicked it.

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

How is that not a flag?

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

Don’t let them kill the clock!

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

ARGH! CATCH THE BALL

[Chase D. Troutner @Captain_Strongo]

What a kick.