Thorpeyxo

I know it's not a game but I'm in it to win it.

[FUCK THE SUN @itssraych]

When my mate asked if she’d told me about her worst first date I didnt anticipate this...

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@_anonymny Smashing Leeds into the dirt #shockandawe #comevisit #cantbestopped

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Suns out buns out guns out tonnes (of beer) out #beerinmeasuresofweight #nocomply #noodlelord

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@TTNGuk @deltasleep Is there any tickets on the door for this?? :(( i think i missed out!!

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Leaving uni mid lessons to go home and nap is a new level of laziness for me #cantstopthistrain

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@monojacques Urgh vile

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@monojacques Satans little beads of disappointment

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Theres few things i hate more than couscous and youre one of them...

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I cant handle levels of idiocy im subjected to at the moment #Trauma #why #

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@monojacques Siegfried Sassoon is that you??

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Just did a food shop for the rest of the week for £1.56 #everythinggoeswithrice #studentlife #lifeofthorpey #mud

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If music be the food of love, play on #yesyes

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The days you end up stood behind the bellend at a gig #pieandpeas

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@hexalgon Year one?

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Fucking lcom you piece of shit #deathstar #brazil #trumpets #deathbyclassical

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Fuck subway its just sarnies init #footlong #rathereatafilletofish #playstation4 #dayoff #violin

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So hungover. #jarjarbinks

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Why does my house sound like theres a set of fairy elephants smashing about #fuckinghell #simmerdown #gumbutnotsticky #idoiots #haveadayoff