Michael

Curious George didn’t die alone.

[Michael @Captain_Zissou]

@KwabenaPumpkin Suspicious

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@lRawMedia When you finally get your sneaker off while driving to get that itch on the ball of your foot

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@fwj6y Laughed at

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@EjiroIgbesoko @TheFigen_ The Epstein files

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@DefiantLs This is not the flex she thinks it is…

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@AmericaPapaBear This has to be Jim Carey with makeup on.

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😂😂

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

GenZ has a serious parenting problem...

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@CNviolations Her clit is definitely bigger than most men’s dicks, too

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@ElonMuskAOC Yes

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@BatfleckMovie That movie fucking sucked.

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@HazelAppleyard_ I’m saving the bud light. I don’t care about the cat.

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@BatmanNotes 1

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@MrReh Not even close.

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@onlyfights_ I would absolutely love for him to try that on me.

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@USAProudPatriot To be fair, she kinda looks like a tortoise.

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@ayeejuju About 500,000 other people also made this exact post and thought it was original.

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@DefiantLs Make sure he suffers from acute lead poisoning.

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@CNviolations Avocado. It’s great for you, but the people that pretend to like it as they spoon it from the skin and eat it straight are just fucking extra.