Averse

The Real World DeFi Captain

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This is the single greatest thing @Cobratate has ever said.

If you can sit there and listen to this and not immediately attempt to drastically improve your life, you simply do not deserve it.

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@crypto_brutal_ You can't get your dick sucked in your gay little memecoins.

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@GreenTextRepost Sniff the girls and tell them they smell nice.

That will make them attracted to you.

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@kogmak Men can't cheat. You can fuck her friend anyway.

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@expatanon Who the fuck let their daughter marry Mr Rapestien over here.

It sounds like the name of the guy who is going to commit a rugpull on Gold.

On the scale of parenting skills that farther is right down there with Madeleine McCann's parents.

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@DocStrangelove2 I have absolute faith in this man.

There is precisely 0% chance that he has shot himself and lost too much blood before he made it to the hospital.

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@DavidLCorbo I can't say it's god's work, but it's definitely work...

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@Meowskipoo07 @Aduradara61049 This is correct if you swap virgin, hair and young with combat trained, high achiever and ambitious.

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@fredtrades You're a retard not a trader.

Build something that provides value to society and invest the cash generated.

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@ABorlandFan88 She has a point.

If you don't go outside you will never meet anyone.

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@jeremyct Owning a house is stupid if you want any degree of freedom or mobility.

Renting is stupid if you plant to stay in the same place for the rest of your life.

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@0xTDG Now watch it fuck over everyone who said long btc from 81.8k.

Just so you got fucked over for no reason. The market finds your depression amusing.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 This is what allows you to have 10 women.

They all know damn well how difficult it is to find a suitable male.

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@SaP011 You know what. I now want a Pitbull.

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@im0pnl Have you seen crypto guys. Nearly none of them are healthy.

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@epsteinyurifan Even Reddit doesn't want to see that shit.

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@1776General_ You're racist!

Blacks need their own schools. He is clearly more intelligent and far stronger than the white man.

Get all the black people and separate them in a different society so they can prosper rather than be around racists like you that destroy society.

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@100xjax Memecoins are also the fastest way to lose $1000.

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@p0licyoftruth_ Yeah, transgenders are into weird shit so don't be surprised when you go to the place they are created and some weird shit happens to you.

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@gynostate And women still get jealous of sluts when men fuck them. Men having sex with a woman is not a compliment or a confession of love to a woman. It's the same as eating food it's kind of fun and enjoyable.

Nothing else.