CaptainBobvious

Halfrican-Canadian,
Cannabis Connoisseur,
FGC enthusiast,
I just be shitpostin.
Twitch/Kick/YouTube: Captain_Bobvious

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

Finally fixed my YouTube URL and handle.

Go subscribe, new videos and shorts coming soon. I wanna get back to making content that I want to make and just having fun in the process.

https://t.co/bw0Ay8VDM0

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

LTG really just said "get that ass banned" irl to his baby mama and rage quit child support

[Maximilian Dood @maximilian_]

Bro, that’s cool, but, can you believe how perfect this strawberry harvest is? Also, crazy UFO berry.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

@slime_machine Sometimes you diaper play and sometimes the diaper plays you.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

@BDaveWalters

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

Me in bed every night.

[Real Time @RealTimeRating]

Los científicos advierten que dormir en esta posición es lo peor que puedes hacerle a tu columna.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

They call it gross pay because it's fucking disgusting how much money they take from you.

[ItzSykadelic @ItzSykadelic]

To celebrate the release of Resident Evil Requiem

I'm giving away a FREE COPY to a platform of YOUR CHOICE🥳

TO ENTER:
- Follow @ItzSykadelic
- Like & Retweet

Winner drawn 2/3🫡

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

The most banger collab of 2026 has already happened.

https://t.co/BI8aZBxSe1

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

Started playing Kuma in Tekken 8 and I think I'm addicted again.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

I think Estus Flasks probably taste like ginger ale.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

@XonKeD_ Happy birthday homie <3

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

281-330-8004

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

Every dude named Brett is just the same white guy in a different costume.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

I wish the Canadian house hippo never went extinct.

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

"EA needs to start releasing NHL on Steam"

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

What are you doing, man!? That's Carl!

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

I wish I could text my dog

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

I'm still mad about the ending of My Name Is Earl.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"You know, I was hexed by a troll, and a leprechaun cured that right up."

"Hey, you know, what's even better is Jesus! He's like six leprechauns."

"Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun."

[CaptainBobvious @CaptainBobvious]

"Sometimes the single drops we think we are do not realize what waves we are building up to be"