CaptainCaniac

An unhinged fan of hockey in a southern wasteland @canes #RaiseUp

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I will be friends with all of you before the day is done and said and found

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@johnalabban4629 @mahaaaay You have no room to talk shit when you have the lightning AND the panthers in your Bio… pathetic

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@soflofan @theblockspot Also. Goaltending is the only reason y’all barely beat us each game. Nice vezina winning goaltender ya got there pal. Look what happened once we finally got Anderson out of the net. Don’t act like y’all were that much better than us

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@soflofan @theblockspot No shit they would disagree cause we fuckin beat them. Of course they’ll think the other team was better but look at the name brand players they have now compared to then. Minus petrangelo.

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@soflofan @theblockspot We beat a much better Vegas team than y’all could 3 years ago. I won’t make excuses for getting swept by y’all, congrats on your 2 cups. Our franchises are now tied. See ya next year

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@JustinOilers @Trendy50200 @tyleryaremchuk Pretty sure they were only missing makar for the first 2 games, necas didn’t go down till game 4 and mackinnon didn’t get hurt till it was already obvious the knights were gonna go up 3-0 in the series

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@JustinOilers @tyleryaremchuk I hate to break your heart, but we can play what ifs all night… for example had the canes played the oilers the past two years we also would’ve whooped ur ass

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@The_King_Trout And Mexicans don’t fuck around, when that clock hits 12 its lunch time no matter what

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@Salzy0991 He’s not gonna show his hand till it’s game day

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@Mooseamillion Last game they said 75% of teams that win game 2 win the series also

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@Canesszn1 He’s not the blame. But he’s never a difference maker in a positive way. Hardly ever makes a big save till it doesn’t matter anymore. Bussi has less pressure on him and less to prove to people. I think you have to go to Bussi after the spark the team showed

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@AvsCanesFan Jerky

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@Airaxora WWE DIVAS SLOW MOTION

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@paywole @HJB_News__ Here ya go. It’s not just Pakistanis. A large percentage of the Muslim world is inbred and marriages between first cousins are ridiculously common and normalized in their society/religion
https://t.co/wnIxTbUAeM

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@cybrwrm @fraeiounk @jetskitosway2 😮

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@Vexxid_ @Wendigoon8 Yeah there were just too many gross and jarring lines that stopped the scene in its tracks… it doesn’t have to take itself too seriously but every time they said some shit like that I cringed so hard

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@MurkaDurkah @PresidentToguro This poll doesn’t make any sense
Vote blue = Hopefully save Blue people from dying
Vote Red = I definitely don’t die and neither does anyone else as long as they also vote red

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@vandalistica @jokewrld_ 🍋

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@MurkaDurkah finished book 3 a couple weeks ago and taking a break before reading book 4.. but I’m gonna have to disagree. I don’t think u can fill a cool world with bad characters and dialogue and be as successful as these books. I fuck with the payoff of the character development

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@druski @pete_him