Captain Cape

97.6% socially adjusted geek (him/he). if things go south.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

Alright, nerds. Got some of those b-skee codes if you want to come join a very empty but less toxic place.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

I tried the furry elephant but couldn’t get into it. I’m on the blu skeet now with the same handle. Let’s try this social thing again.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

Dog update: Huge

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I never knew LLM actually stood for”Lies, Lies Mum!”

[Jordan Raskopoulos @JordanRasko]

“Pepsichup is a delicious beverage that combines the sweet taste of Pepsi with the tangy flavour of ketchup. It is most definitely not Pepsi mixed with ketchup, that is disgusting”

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

@InsertMontage Hard same. Feels like a live action Love, Death & Robots rather than Black Mirror.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

We’ve had GPT-4, yes. What about second GPT-4?

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

“And they were both so very proud when their half-blood child was accepted to Hogwarts.”

[Claire Hanna @ClaireHanna]

Glad to have Keir Starmer in South Belfast today, at QUB this morning. I discussed his speech, particularly the interventions on legacy and protocol, on Talkback after (from 4 mins here) https://t.co/JYWUs0r6h6

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

The BBC have branded Prince Harry's new memoir Spare "The weirdest book ever written by a royal".

Which is a great excuse to tell you that in 1597 King James VI & I published the Daemonologie, a book on necromancy, black magic, and how to find, test, and punish witches.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

Fancy gent vs U wot m8!

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

Already watched this several times.

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Dog Day 14. He has discovered our slippers. All is lost.

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Dog Day 10. We have reached an understanding: “At any moment, and with any intention, I wish to go outside. Whether this is to toilet or to eat leaves, I care not.”

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

They took the midnight snake goin anywhere

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

Dog Day 10. We have reached an understanding: “At any moment, and with any intention, I wish to go outside. Whether this is to toilet or to eat leaves, I care not.”

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

I… Spoke too soon.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

Puppy day 5 and we have discovered the somnolent effectiveness of a looping Christmas playlist. For all concerned.

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

The race for the Xmas #1 ends at midnight tonight!

Any mixes you buy before then will help in the battle against Ladbaby

The download links are at https://t.co/qF8jk5IlrM

Please share, we'll stop going on about this very soon!

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

Seriously, you guys. What a nightmare.

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

(sinister voice) “It’s here…”

[Captain Cape @CaptainCape]

One sleep until the adorable nightmare begins…