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Like, the creepy fairground attendant in Scooby Doo, but I take off my face mask and I'm actually a ghost

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

Desperately trying to trick myself into doing some work

[Hawk Conservancy Trust @HawkConservancy]

Boss: 'Not everything is a two person job'
James and Owen: 👬🦅

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@CrispyWillis I think you should check out that Rockstar romance boxset

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@pink_turns_puke There's an extra verse on the extended album version where he explains you can't sit in the front seat because he's got a massive ham belted into it. He doesn't explain where he's taking the ham though.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@CrispyWillis Definitely!

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@pink_turns_puke It's very important you keep doing this

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@FirstBSA hello, can you tell me why the 6.32 172 to Bath from Peasedown hasn't turned up even though the app said it was running, please? I've now missed my train to work. This has happened multiple times in the last few months.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@FirstBSA Why is the half six 172 from peasedown to bath always late now? I've missed my train three times in the last week, sort it out please.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

First Bus are getting a bit aggressive with their marketing for the Tap On/Off system...

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

Same tbh

[Reductress @Reductress]

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: https://t.co/0zOj3YlAfT

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@quantick Largest congratulations to Jim, and well done to the person who named him. That dog is absolutely a Jim.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

It's now time to watch this video every day until New Year's https://t.co/qeKT9Zrt7y

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

Not quite ready to get excited for Xmas proper yet, but I'm *very* excited for the start of Disappointing Winter Wonderland Attractions in Local Newspapers season. Fingers crossed for a Santa or an Elf getting caught smoking in view of some visitors.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

Maximum respect to the guy in my local Tesco I heard yell "I DON'T WANNA" from the back of the shop when his colleague pressed the bell for help on the till.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@Herring1967 People Place remains absolutely unsurpassed

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@FirstBSA why didn't the 23.05 39 out of Bristol bus station run this evening? I now won't be able to catch the last connecting bus home and will be stranded in Bath.

[HENTY HENTY SIX @CaptainCaplin]

@profanityswan I felt my soul physically leave my body when Teddy put Faye's stuffed animal down 😫

[Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics]

💃New Comic: Hot New Dance💃