cap’n chancey

Trying my hardest not to be an idiot and failing miserably 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

My dudes, I bid you a fondest asuh

[No Slang September 🔜 @premiles_]

The amount of people talking about Severance is crazy. You all have APPLE TV?!?!?

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

Thinking about swords

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

@nikicaga I wanna know whose gloved hand this is

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

📸 nettlegirl

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

Once again fighting the urge to soda stream beef stock

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

[maryam @mym_aj]

I wonder if Meta knows that I can already do this. with my mind. in fact I’m doing it right now

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

You think you’re going to study philosophy but in the end it’s all just math

[Axe @westernunion2k]

Never stop hating

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

On a quest to figure out where I got this Mysterious Arm Bruise

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

The fact that I literally can’t find a mattress softer than a medium firmness implies to me that medium firmness mattresses are misnamed

[kale @softkale]

pull up a chair

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

You only have one chance to be young-you might as well dance

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

When I am drunk any woman looks like this to me

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

@the_whar Looks like a Nintendo DS cutscene

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

@Kae2013 If I had a Costco near me I would

[cap’n chancey @CaptainChancey]

They should make bigger containers of cottage cheese

[Sinenhlanhla @Yourfriendsine]

So much music too listen to. so many books to read. so many films to watch. so many concerts to attend.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

“Pylon” is a beautiful word and also a beautiful concept