Boobs McGee

In the third grade I cheated on my history exam

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Turnpike concert on Thursday. Taking it easy Friday night. College football all day Saturday and Lumineers concert at night. Notre dame football Sunday night. Off Monday.

This will probably be the best weekend of my life

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Seeing Flatland and turnpike within a week of each other this month. I really can’t believe this is my life

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I actually won’t mind at all if my husband wants to wear these frequently

[Ozzie Smith @OzzieSmithReal7]

Peter Millar this, Barbour jacket that. These bad boys never go out of style

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2 weeks hinge free

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Gale street inn permanently closed

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This means a lot to me. A lot.

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Yo we’re married now

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@EllyDeLaBoozer Randy and I are missing you

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Me showing off the homegirls to the eligible bachelors every weekend

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

just found these photos from 1948 of a SEAL at a PUB??? wHY????

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So basically I dm’ed him on instagram after he didn’t like me back on hinge, but I didn’t get an answer there either. Then last night I saw him out while he was wearing a Jeff Lynne wig and I called him out on the spot. Because it really is insane that he didn’t like me back.

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If no guy likes my outfit today they’re all gay

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Me and this double chin against the world

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They’re grown men.

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In case you forgot

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I’ve signed myself up for flatland cavalry and tate mcrae concerts back to back nights.

1st one is at red rocks and the 2nd one is back in Chicago.

This will be interesting.

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Need my husband to build me a basement just like this one thanks

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Deleted hinge for 24 hours and just redownloaded it yay!!

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I’m actually like 5 for 6 on this being successful

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Next time I approach a guy I’m just saying hi fatty

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You will see me in either one of these articles of clothing very soon

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How I sound every Sunday when my mom asks if I found a boyfriend the night before

[Mark Harris @itismarkharris]

Tommy Fleetwood’s son: better than most in front of a mic.

Little Legend.