Claudia

Fire, Burlesque, and all things dangerous
AKA Der Kapitänin
she/her

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

Also, since i know some of my followers are minors, generally henceforth- minors, dni. Kk luv yall

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@peebtime Sorry for the flashbacks lol. Perks of having my username just being my name means i never have tk worry about that

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@peebtime I met a guy who introduces himself as "peebs" and i cant manage to actually assign the name to anybody else

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@peebtime Holy shit i literally just thought about you the other day, what a wild coincidence

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@Cinnabon how will you respond

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@jdawgdude500 you have been on this platform for 8 fucking years, built a life of your own, transed your gender, AND YOU STILL HAVE A FUCKING DEFAULT PFP AND NO BIO oml

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Aw damn this meme was too real

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@DWarbinger please my dear darling and love, speak to a woman- at some point in your life

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@DWarbinger kindly do some research and find yourself some bitches, some play, get some pussy on your cock, slob on yer knob, ya feel me?

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@Moookdigo Its funny tho

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The new haircut is treating me well

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

Lighters are overrated

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

Working on my plating, trying to make my dishes more presentable. Anywhom this evening I made a simple chili chicken stir fry

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

Been working on my cooking skills a bit, chocolate-covered-strawberry zeppoli

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Fuck hormonal cravings
Straight up

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

Next weekend I should be vibing out in the Niagra falls/buffalo area if anybody wants to hang out. Crossing my fingers that that border crossing is easy

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

@spunkymolunky SPUNKYYY!!!!

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Holy shit what does this button do

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If you need to know why it is because I am not perticularly ashamed of the fact that I am a fire breathing whore these days lol

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

Also, since i know some of my followers are minors, generally henceforth- minors, dni. Kk luv yall

[Claudia @CaptainClaudia]

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