Captain Coitus

It's in the username

[Captain Coitus @CaptainCoitus1]

@LeadingReport What a fag

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@kaustubhasutra @BrianRoemmele Wut

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@F1BigData

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are the media now

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@TomP1Bellingham https://t.co/7UGnRnUmPs

Marshawn Lynch vibes lmao

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The US has no functional president and has not had one for months, and it's barely noticeable and barely matters because there's a permanent unelected machine that runs the government.

[EDDIE CHENG @ecomEddie]

Understanding Comfort’s Grip

Comfort is seductive. It lulls you into a false sense of achievement and makes stagnation seem safe.

It snares you inside its trap, slowly shrinking until the thought of leaving it becomes too much.

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@AdamSchefter

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@Buccaneers @MikeEvans13_ Would make a nice wedding gift for a buddy of mine.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

In 1992, Denmark took in 321 Palestinian refugees.

By 2019, 64% of them had been convicted of a crime.

34% of their children had also been convicted of a crime.

Source: Danish Ministry for Immigration and Integration

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

That’s because God, in a humorous mood, put our oil under their country.

[Captain Coitus @CaptainCoitus1]

@SamParkerSenate @9mmsmg @IliadIndustries Add Alexander Onassis to that list, some people, including his father, believe the CIA sabotaged the airplane he was flying by reversing the aileron control cables.

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@F1 zhou hero to zero in 300 meters

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@MV1Le0n @FastestPitStop It's for a bucket of water bottles, so figure like 5 bottles, but still egregious

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@aqueminerale Team LH screams louder than the V10s did.

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@aqueminerale @autosport REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Payoff off a porn star is potentially the least controversial thing an American president has ever done.

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@koplo_joni @dewszt Looks like a sling mount

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

The entire world has gone batshit crazy.

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@PFF Big man 72 was MOVING