Captain C

Olympic Pot Hole Dodger.

[Captain C @CaptainCuzzy]

@JohannBiermann1 @CityofCT Lol, robot in my street up in Jozi hasn't worked since I moved here. In November it'll be 4 years.

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@FinanceGhost You mean that irritating purple thing that gets in the way and I accidently click on it?

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@Miss_Maharaj14 2025 = 38
2026 = zero (I've given up)

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@OtsileJK The 7 is the superior car, but I can't do the ugliness.

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@Porschephile_1 ETA is supposedly tonight.

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@KanthanPillay You suggesting current policy isn't cutting the mustard?

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@_ThePugFather Don't be colourist. That yellow is divine.

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It's heading to 2027 and some y'all are STILL figuring out how the mall's parking booms work.

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@LibertarianZA Third world vibes here in SA

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@ScrrreamingPink That's an interesting strategy

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You don't say.... Would never have seen that coming.

[Megan S. @SimplyMegszcpt]

Jacob Zuma’s R246 million Nkandla homestead deteriorating in front of everyone’s eyes.
https://t.co/CSEskeQkk8

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@ScrrreamingPink Very third hand info, I was told a gas leak in the room?

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@BronyW Pls pop me mom's address. My nose needs unblocking too.

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Long weekend, incoming cold-snap. Still nobody to snuggle with. Sigh, must try harder.

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@JonGericke @SnowReportSA Zero?

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@mommy_moneyza My nephew had a bumper bash with his Jetour and the panel beaters had to wait for parts. Took forever

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@lnfourss They racing both backwards

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My worst ever, ass wipe of a neighbor, has moved out. My year is made. Drinks are on me tonight.

[Captain C @CaptainCuzzy]

Winter '26
Glorious and barmy 20 to 24 degrees every single day. I have a useless box of beanies somewhere.

[Captain C @CaptainCuzzy]

Update: my weekend man-flu has progressed from blocked nose to sore throat to now full blown post nasal drip that's trying to drown me. Send sponges.