Bongwater Ramen

NSULA Alum, KKΨ-ΘN Fall ‘16 The CraKKen | ΦΜΑ-ΓΡ Fall ‘18 | Big Beard Energy. #LLL

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Hey Google how do I tell a kid with a loud annoying laugh to shut the fuck up

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@nikgeneburn YES

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Call me the EmPOOror because I be on my porcelain throne

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Goodnight to everyone except people who sit on the edge of their car seat when they drive

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Being a mechanic is fun and all

Until you find out the parts you replaced didn’t fix the issue

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Finna blow up and act like I don’t know nobody

And by that I mean I’m asking should I enter my villain era?

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“Strictly professional” my ass, does the word cordial mean anything to you?

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Alright it’s No November. Everyone just stop

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I know my cats would miss me if I died

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Talk about most unlikely couple I’ve ever see

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lol gross

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Drunk and angry

Who up nyubbin they nub til they Ewok

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@miladynannerz

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If I was a landlord I would offer a 10% discount to tenants who referred to me as “Lord”

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@NVIDIAGeForceUK Gimme

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@mistafuzza Went outside

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Was mad, got drunk, now I’m mad drunk

What do?

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@mistafuzza No dog, what do?

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Why does everyone bring their entire extended family with them to HEB?