ArianeTB

33. I love sports, history and pizza. 🏳️‍🌈

[ArianeTB @CaptainDrea11]

Fun fact: Sinclair has NEVER won FIFA PoTY award, despite being nominated 7 times AND carrying Canada on her back for a decade. Now she’s 5 goals away from FIFA scoring record.

Might be worth thinking about, next time someone wants to complain about Sam Kerr getting “robbed” 🙃

[Canada Soccer @CanadaSoccerEN]

5 to go!

#legend #CANWNT

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Wow. Poor guy. He’ll only have $3 billion left after he fairly splits his earnings with his partner, who actually designed the leggings the company sells. Women, am I right?

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

1960s: The climate will change, please listen.
2000s: The climate is changing, please listen.
2026: The climate changed, fuck you.

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[Radio-Canada Sports @RC_Sports]

Un grand chelem historique pour la Québécoise Andréanne Leblanc https://t.co/qAZEruQJYw

[Charles Camirand @CharlesCamiran4]

Montréal: capitale nord-américaine du sport professionnel féminin?
Record d’assistance au stade Saputo pour un match de la @NorthernSuperLg ✅Record d’assistance au centre bell pour un match de la @WNBA (été 2026)✅
Record d’assistance pour un match de la @PWHLPA (2024)✅
@RDSca

[Chantal Machabee @ChantalMachabee]

Journée triste. C’était un plaisir, un bonheur d’écouter Jacques Doucet à description des matches des Expos. Quel talent extraordinaire et quelle voix apaisante, dans un français impeccable. Un exemple et une inspiration pour les futures générations. Repose en paix Jacques. 🙏🤍

[marion🍵 @16h15_]

ça m’insupporte les gens qui utilisent chatgpt à la place de google frr j’en peux plus tt le monde fait ça autour de moi là

[project hail devon @saturnyunho]

SO ITS YOUR FAULT

[ArianeTB @CaptainDrea11]

The French caption has to be a contender for best sports tweet of the year 😂

[Victoire de Montréal @PWHL_Montreal]

Bonne nouvelle : on a trouvé la coupe! Pendant tout ce temps, elle se cachait pour manger ses trois bananes. On ne saurait dire si c’est trop, mais elle semble bien réénergisée pour continuer sa route 😉🏆

Breaking news: Turns out Walter needed a little rest after all the celebrations. Don’t worry, she’s been found, got some much-needed rest, and is ready to hit the road!

[Mariah @mm_jiselle]

I can’t believe our parents used to take road trips with a fucking map

[rosie 🏒⚜️ @rosiedeau]

anglos saying "hey only WE can bully québec" lol ?? corny as fuck btw

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

reboots used to completely change the visual language of their material and do genuinely different interpretations. think Burton/Nolan w Batman.
now reboots exist to feed consumers safe nostalgia without taking any creative risks. everything feels like reheated leftovers.

[cloudy ☁️ @cloudyweatheryy]

BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANT FUCKING TURN IT OFF

[MENACE II SOCIETY ™ @trademarkedash]

anglos keep ignoring the social context of language. only 60 years ago your native language was determining your socioeconomic class. francos had a lower life expectancy and a 3x higher child mortality rate than anglos IN QUEBEC. 60 years. my grandparents are older than that

[bella @earlygirl__]

finally saw the odyssey. I do not like the way they treated the cyclops. he was minding his business and tending a lovely home.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

notice how we have effective methods to make winter bearable and extremely comfortable but summer always fucking sucks all the time and you melt and die of heat stroke

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[ailís ⚭ @thegallicshrugs]

as a montreal winter enjoyer i really do love my cold winter walks. the cold biting my skin helps me ground myself, it's my little free therapy.