Philly Mozzarella

you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

[Philly Mozzarella @CaptainFilly]

My fruit? Exotic

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Wearing a t-shirt in the pool like a fat kid (I am) because I got roasted and burned the first day of spring break

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@terhyc Stock

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Having Thai coconut curry at the Amex lounge before my flight was probably not the best idea

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Hey @Browns_Iran - please tell us you’re ok

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@superhumman1234 WHOOP WHOOP @MyT_JJ @CMinter09

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@superhumman1234 WHOOP WHOOP!!! @MyT_JJ

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We are so fucking back

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Hot Phil Summer still going strong

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Good night, sweet prince,

[Every The Sopranos Shot & Quote In Order @FrameInOrder]

S06E21 - 888 of 888

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Baked ziti for lunch on a Wednesday? Don’t mind if I do

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@ASotoSt8ofMind Hopefully it’s at Donnie’s… smothered and covered

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@ASotoSt8ofMind Is that the early bird special?

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Do not eat the airport fajitas, I repeat, do not eat the airport fajitas

[Philly Mozzarella @CaptainFilly]

Fuck an airport beer, we getting airport fajitas #laflamablanca

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@BarstoolBigCat What’s her insurance situation like? Should you start a GoFundMe? We need to help the heroes of our society

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@ASotoSt8ofMind 🧱 ⬆️

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@ASotoSt8ofMind Strawberry or grape? Toasted? Don’t leave us hanging, we need the details

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@ASotoSt8ofMind Sup?

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I’m going to open an IV shop for hydration and hangovers called Phil’s Phluids