Captain Frantic

I eat therefore I am ... or something.

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@vinnipukh Been hibernating. It's the only civilised way to deal with winter =P. I thought the film was extremely good! Wilko is a legend!

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One off update. Still alive ... still standing ... still p1ssed off. Things pretty good otherwise. Peace folks ... and pie! Lots of pie!

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@vinnipukh Hey Vinni. Funny thing ... I watched that new Dr Feelgood film the other day. I thought of you and presto up came ur tweet =D

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@slummymummy1 for the love of god nooooooooo ... not the bananas!

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@madeofrain How was the holiday dude? Did you manage to hold on to a shred of sanity and dignity? =P

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Morning world ... what will you hand me today? ... shit or silver? I'm optimistically keeping my eyes open for shiny things.

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This just in "... the economy is now so screwed that Mobile-Exxon have had to lay off 25 US Senators." - Mr1001Nights

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RT @leica0000 ... same as it ever was, same as it ever was, letting the days go by....

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Barack Obama? Nobel Peace Prize? AH-HAHAHA ... *snort* ... good one! Wait a minute ... what? Eh? You're serious? ... *facepalm*

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@thropplenoggin Sir. If you locate your pointer over the desired tweet a white star appears. Click it to add said tweet to your favourites.

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@bobbyllew Just caught up on the recent carpools. Great stuff. Particularly enjoyed Dale Vince of Ecotricity. Cheers man.

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So many animals ... so few recipes. #meatguilt

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@slummymummy1 G'morning! No pressure but just checking ... did you receive my email?

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#davidcameronisacunt

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@vinnipukh Blooging? ahaha ... I of course meant blogging. Spelling fail.

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@vinnipukh I'll be blooging at some point in the next few days about how those bastards have treated me under current "rules".

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Tories to introduce tougher rules for Incapacity Benefit? Tougher than doctors lying about your medical assessment? FFS.

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Hey! There's that bright thingy up in the sky again! Off to the garden to make hay while the bright thingy shineth, =P

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@youtube Could you guys please explain why "view all comments" does not show all comments? My settings are not the reason. Thanks.

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@Thehumblepie Sounds like a plan. Where do I sign?