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Telling it the way I see it

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FYI, My mortgage and car notes identify as student debt. #StudentDebt

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@braylynsalmond @Btyana_ @OfficialOPLive @RCSD @ReelzChannel @peacock @OnPatrolLive great photos!!

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@watchmefly13 20

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Did this dude take method acting too far?

Jeffrey Carlson, 'All My Children' actor, dead at 48. https://t.co/H0JKAFbw4H #FoxNews

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@LibertyCappy fuck it, make it 250 an hour, everyone deserves that, right?

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@DrewMikePodcast nice thruple...

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@DrewMikePodcast whoops! and nothing of value was lost...

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@DrewMikePodcast Maz is too soft. When he left the show regularly, he also left the fan facebook groups. How will he have his finger on the pulse of the audience if he can't even stay in the fan groups?

Also, why would anyone cast a vote for someone who DOESN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THE PODCAST!!

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@uncle_clancy @DrewMikePodcast If he wins there will never be merch again...

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@AnthonyNKetchum @DrewMikePodcast "salesperson" in January = snow removal expert

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@DrewMikePodcast Unless you have something Maz wants, nobody is getting merch unless Jim wins...

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If these little asshole kids don't get out of the street, at what point is it ok to just run them over?
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This dude think he's the water allotment police or what??
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IS there anything more Nye Co than someone stuck in a trailer at the WalMart?

Side note, that trailer probably costs more than 73% of the other homes in Nye County.
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@elonmusk @lindayacc you mean like how you could select a WEF supporting liberal psycho to run @Twitter?

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@RedHeadedPat install a box fan blowing the meat cooking smells out the window in their direction

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@Timcast NOW DO THE HOUSE OF REPS SIDE OF THE LEGISLATURE!!

I swear to Christ, some people are fucking idiots.

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@clownworld

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I mean, he's not wrong...

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Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label

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@GeoffyPJohnston Under attack?

Do they or do they not accept funding from the government? [they do]

So by definition, they are, State Sponsored Media, are they not? [they are]

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@TodayInSportsCo None of them