Captain Gas

Gas Man

[Captain Gas @CaptainGas5]

@DCornpole @Craig17Craigxyz @MetCC @IanWright0 I couldnt care a shit what you think.

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@LauraHeathh_ Look like carrot and onion chips 😁

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@james_m69 @OoniHQ 😉

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@james_m69 @OoniHQ Phew! 😂 cheers mate, I'm sure we not long had one but I also swear I had not long met my wife... 12 years ago 😂

[you muppet @youmuppet_]

Kids!

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@ideal_ian @ChrisEubank 😂😂

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@pcproducts1 Blocked

😂

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@heatingbrighton I dont k ow why you didnt get red seat covers? Why didnt you?

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@LeamingtonSBC @AndrewGoldson1 😱 oh dear, naughty boy

[Captain Gas @CaptainGas5]

@neil_bunning @CJHthePlumber @AclassJohn @cliveomalley @IanPlumbing @tgmdumfries @RangeHeating @PlumbCbp @MeatMattersltd @2StarKirbs @RadiantControl @battenheating @TraegerGrills I'm drowning in my own dribble. Im going to burn myself a sausage on my coal bbq. I have a feeling it wont be the same

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@robfnunn @TheBoredStore #imbored of play station a d want to be converted to xbox. If I like it I'll put my ps4 up for auction on here with proceeds going to charity 👍

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@ratemyplatenow Sausages or gammon

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Excuse me for asking: has social distancing been abandoned since 1pm or are people round where I live completely fucking nuts?

[smudgey @Manville54]

Don't forget May 14th is the big switch off, this the nation switches off all BBC TV stations, radio stations for 1 day in protest about their anti British bias journalism.

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@CJHthePlumber 👍