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@kayrahmate kayrahmoon works better js

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@RyleyLoser annnd we gotta deal with not being at the show..

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@kayrahmate whatever you eat is appropriate

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There was a good chance I’d die during my birth. Fuck death for taking that day off. What a cunt.

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Correct https://t.co/FAH8LP770b

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I don't want to do anything today except curl up in a ball and die.

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@5hawnHarri5 quite a candid interview for you! Loved it. Preorder is done!

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Does anything last longer than the flight of a match? @thematchesband #stillstandingby

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All my friends are in b... Another state.

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That’s me there too with @thematchesband https://t.co/X4gNKb1BGU

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#OldSchoolMatches

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@RyleyLoser it was great to be back in you too.

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@RyleyLoser it’s good bro. Need the other 3

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Afternoon reading! @maxbemis

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Just had to go to Woolworths for some things. I should now be on suicide watch. How fucking disorganised can you be. Fuck the fresh food

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@aregularassdude yes. Bemis did it

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@RyleyLoser you always will. They’ve lost it.

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Everyone’s like “I should start a business” “I should start a band”
I’m here like, “I should set that on fire!!!”
#aPyrosLifeForMe

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Today was so stonkin.

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@RyleyLoser bro.. That was a joke. 12 years and you still don’t get my dumb ass humour

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@RyleyLoser I love freddy in those Friday films

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@RyleyLoser which tidbit