Brilliant!
I've only gone and managed to rupture my Achilles Tendon on my right foot...... six weeks in plaster now.... however only 30 minutes in hospital!!
@DeborahMeaden 25 past midnight....as far as I can tell I'm not a zombie!!! Bored shirtless because of my injured ankle...unless my brains are in my right foot!!
And yes the spelling mistake is deliberate!! No Twitter jail for me!!