Captain Guff

#BBCApprentice #TheApprentice obsessive, full of hot air...

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So @Shopify has decided that the Cartoon Museum in London is not authorised to sell its own annual ticket and is going to delete the product from its system along with dozens of others Why us @spotify trusting to destroy small charity businesses?

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@KayodeDamali These are brilliant. Honestly, Twitter is an absolute cesspit these days but you and @iamtomskinner are jewels amongst the mire, and the only reason I open the app. If you’re interested, check out my blog for what I thought about this year’s candidates.

https://t.co/zLsgJnYgMH

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💼 Back in business!

The Apprentice returns to #iPlayer and BBC One in 2025 and here’s your first look at Lord Sugar, Baroness Karren Brady and Tim Campbell MBE ahead of series 19

Find out more ➡️ https://t.co/kQT4vunMM9

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@ryanmarkparsons Especially with Heinz ketchup - invented in America by the son of German immigrants and now financed by a Brazilian investment firm

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DUAL IPA proves popular at Glastonbury @glastonbury @bbcglasto

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@Lord_Sugar @Hyperec_HRS @RickyMartin247 I think Flo is available as of last week

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#TheApprentice. I’ve been posting a few thoughts about this series over on my blog. Check it out. https://t.co/zLsgJnYgMH

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@Lord_Sugar Look at that spreadsheet - things went really badly in month 4…

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@TalkTV @thejamesmax @IsabelOakeshott I saw this without my glasses and genuinely thought her name was Rwanda Showdown

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Looking forward to tomorrows episode of #TheApprentice Meanwhile here are my ramblings on last week’s programme
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https://t.co/5SKThXhUhB

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Just back from holiday and catching up with #TheApprentice so here’s a short little post about week 5. https://t.co/URrwnUQBVs @bbcapprentice @Lord_Sugar @TimCampbell_ @karren_brady

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Bit late in the day ( I’m on my hols!) but here’s a piece inspired by last week’s #theapprentice @bbcapprentice @TimCampbell_ @Lord_Sugar https://t.co/zLsgJnYgMH

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@arron_s_s @Lord_Sugar @karren_brady @TimCampbell_ What is wrong with Twitter these days - it’s not even showing me your posts anymore. Anyway - keep up the good work!

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@ryanmarkparsons @TalkTV No it isn’t

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@FelipeABaquero You was robbed….

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@AndrewRichardSm Thanks - but back to business as usual for the treasure hunt!

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In a week when #TheApprentice was eclipsed by real world events, the usual flippant mickey-take didn’t seem to be quite right. https://t.co/zLsgJnYgMH

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I’ve been musing about last week’s #TheApprentice Check out my blog https://t.co/zLsgJnYOCf @bbcapprentice

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@KayodeDamali Ah yes - this one… https://t.co/IVWjXKFkZM

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Looking forward to tomorrow’s episode of #TheApprentice. Meanwhile here are some thoughts about last weeks opener https://t.co/zLsgJnYgMH. @bbcapprentice #fishcrumble