Captain Jeter

there are so many dumb people here holy cow

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@JackHudler @JohnnyVomits @Squish43172398 @atrupar It’s not a football game dipshit

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@SwiiFFtAyala @SleeperYankees 😂😂😂

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@sergelo01 @mdwbasketball The people that officiate the game don’t seem to have trouble interpreting the rule. They all understand that step 1 is the first step after the ball is fully controlled. People like you choose to muddy the waters by saying “hIs LeFt FooT is On tHE GrOUnd” and that’s your choice

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@sergelo01 @mdwbasketball What you are explaining is not how the rule works at all. It’s how you are deciding to interpret the language. And that’s your choice. But it’s a semantics game and it’s not how the game is played in reality

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@sergelo01 @mdwbasketball You are playing a semantics game. You gain control of the ball and the first step after that is step 1. Left foot is on the ground, he gains control of the ball, the first step after that is step 1. It’s not that complicated

[Gigi @Gigi_chienergy]

The screwworm program wasn't charity, it was a $10 million fence that kept a billion-dollar problem from eating our own livestock alive. That's the thing with most USAID funding: it looks like "aid," but it's really cheap self-defense. Solve a problem there, and it never lands on our doorstep. But sure, let a bunch of guys who can't define DEI without Googling take a chainsaw to it. They didn't stop to ask, "Will this cut hurt us too?" Unless that's the point, burn it all down and call it efficiency.

As usual our inept agriculture secretary, blaming the Biden administration as usual, instead of offering a solution to the problem they created.

Texan here

A screwworm infestation is a nightmare for cattle, causing horrific wounds and economic devastation. For Texas, the situation has escalated dramatically in the last 24 hours with the first confirmed case of New World Screwworm (NWS) in over 60 years! This could have been avoided!

Infested animal can kill a cow in less than two weeks.

Treatment is extremely difficult and time-consuming, requiring the painful removal of every visible larva and deep disinfection of the wound. Ranchers no longer have much experience with this labor-intensive process, and there is currently no approved pharmaceutical treatment to make it easier.

This has triggered a massive economic threat. The USDA estimates that a widespread outbreak would drain an astonishing $1.8 billion from the Texas economy alone in livestock deaths, labor, and medication expenses.

How will this affect you? Tightening supplies will drive already high beef prices higher.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump promised not to “touch” Medicaid.

Now he is cutting it by $1 trillion and taking health care away from patients with cancer, AIDS and other life-threatening diseases to pay for tax breaks to the top 1% and his wealthy campaign contributors.

Unimaginable cruelty.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@sergelo01 @mdwbasketball After he gains control so no, wrong

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@sergelo01 @mdwbasketball The left foot has to touch the floor and he has to have full control of the ball for it to be the first step

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@AugustineOfNola @SleeperHQ JSN got 120 million in guarantees

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@BarstoolBigCat Let Bismack Biyombo deal w it

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@honeypollon @BallUpTopYo @OnyxOdds We can agree to disagree

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@honeypollon @BallUpTopYo @OnyxOdds I agree but not because they play in jersey

[Captain Jeter @CaptainJeetz]

@BallUpTopYo @honeypollon @OnyxOdds Long Island is a bridge away from the city. Buffalo is a bridge away from Canada

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.