Captainjosy

Social Media Strategist | ER and HRM | Sociology | Brand influencer | Content creator | email: [email protected]

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

Happy birthday to me.

As an MSc Employment Relations & HR Management graduate and Digital Marketing Strategist, today I celebrate purpose, progress, and the journey ahead.

Here’s to building people, brands, and better systems.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

Whether Aliko Dangote accepts Bae U’s invitation to appear on his YouTube show or not, this clip can be leveraged in upcoming episodes to drive engagement across his socials.

This brief pitch is likely to generate significant exposure and attract global attention for him.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Bae U Invites Aliko Dangote To Appear On His YouTube Show

Bae U to Aliko Dangote: “You don’t have to stand; sit down, it’s fine. Most of the interviews we see you in are on platforms that my generation doesn’t watch. I think it’s high time we had the man with the biggest refinery on the biggest show on YouTube. Out of curiosity, when do you think we can have you on the show, sir?”

Dangote’s response:

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@BigBash4AReason It all starts with the letter “f”.

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If you are a beneficiary of the ₦658.9bn FG claims to have disbursed to 10.46 Million poor households as World Bank calls for improved cash transfers, kindly SIGNIFY by uploading receipts.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

FG Disburses ₦658.9bn To 10.46 Million Poor Households As World Bank Calls For Improved Cash Transfers

The Federal Government has reportedly paid ₦658.9bn in direct cash transfers to 10.46 million poor and vulnerable households as of September 2026, but the World Bank has called for improvements to ensure the programme provides more effective and sustained relief.

The recommendation was contained in the bank’s latest Nigeria Development Update, titled ‘Beyond the Federal Purse: How Higher Revenues Shaped State Priorities’, which examined economic conditions and measures to cushion Nigerians against financial hardship.

According to the report, the government deployed biometric and digital verification systems to identify eligible beneficiaries and facilitate payments under the cash transfer programme.

While acknowledging the reported disbursement, the World Bank stressed that the programme’s impact would depend on reaching more households, providing sufficient financial assistance and ensuring payments are made consistently.

“Social protection and service delivery can help cushion households against these pressures, though their effectiveness will continue to depend on coverage, adequacy, and continuity,” the report stated.

The bank urged the authorities to accelerate efforts to expand the programme, improve the value of payments and ensure regular disbursements to strengthen its contribution to household welfare.

It also called on the Federal Government and state governments to establish a sustainable funding structure for social protection, warning against continued dependence on emergency interventions.

“Building on this progress, the next step is to move from an emergency response toward a regular, sustainable social protection system, with dedicated budget lines at the federal and state levels, gradually increasing financing from government resources, and a shared overarching vision,” the report added.

According to the World Bank, predictable funding and coordinated action by both levels of government would help ensure vulnerable Nigerians receive consistent assistance rather than relying on temporary relief measures.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@BigBash4AReason It’s definitely Manchester City fans and you know the reason.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@ButterBibi I hope Nigerians wake up next year (January, 2027).

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

May you reap the positive rewards of your fruits for obeying the stern warning of your father. 🤍

[La femme blanche 🇳🇬 @chinnysam819]

Those of you sliding into my DMs, telling me you love me, please, let me set the record straight.

In 2015 before my marriage introduction, in the presence of my husband, my father gave me a clear warning. He said:

“If he maltreats you, beats you, or ever lays his hands on you, come back home.

But if you cheat on him and he sends you away, don't come back to my house.”

This is your final warning.

The next time anyone sends me such a DM, I will publish your name.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@BOBBYFERAN 🤡🤡

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

Are you currently participating in the UEFA champions league (UCL) competition this season?

[Olawale oluwaferanmi @BOBBYFERAN]

I won yesterday and I am amongst the tops of the table. Can you say the same thing?

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@BigBash4AReason We shall see

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

For how long? 🙄

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The points are shared on the road.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

You should worry about Chelsea first, bro. Supporting that club is already a full-time mental health challenge. 😂

[Olawale oluwaferanmi @BOBBYFERAN]

I need to contact your dad today before Man United makes you run mad. You are in your late 30s and you still can’t decide to leave Man United??????

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@BigBash4AReason I hope you’re aware you’ll get relegated before any other club in the league?

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@ChuksEricE Since Nigerians love to adapt instead of expressing their displeasure during presidential elections, she should substitute the fish for crate of eggs.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@BigBash4AReason I weep in advance for the verdict coming for your club 🫵🏻

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@BigBash4AReason Coming from a fan supporting a fraudulent club 😭

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

Whether you choose to be good or bad, that choice will stay with you for the rest of your life.

Please don’t corrupt your kid(s)!

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@itsjstfizzyy I hope we fix up next year, January 2027 (presidential election).

[•••…TIMI…𓃵 @itsjstfizzyy]

You must be dreaming.

[Captainjosy @Captainjossy]

@Mykoladoo It would be a collateral damage for a good cause 😭