Azhar Ali

I have a strike rate and it is more than the literacy rate of Pakistan. Parody Captain I am!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I have a strike rate and it is more than the literacy rate of Pakistan.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I am not the Steve Smith of Pakistan, rather Steve Smith is the Azhar Ali of Australia.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I need a search light operation to find out my haters, the ones wanking at my strike rate.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Afridi has alreay won the 90% of Trophy owing to his shares in Haier.His brother is to ensure Zim doesn,t snatch it.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Zimbabwe have almost denied to come and whitewash us, saying they don't offer home delivery. So we'd have to go there to be whitewashed?

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I had vowed not to get back to Twitter unless I score a triple hundred. Please wait a few more moments, err few more months.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Ahmed Shehzad has given a good "audition" in this #T20I to be selected in the test squad. My sympathies are with the legend. #Respect

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Today, in the morning I had asked Mortaza if he could lend me some face wash. He offered me a whitewash instead. How unjust that is!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Just texted Dhoni and asked him "How about an exchange of bowling attacks?" He replied, "How about an exchange of captains?" So lame he is!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Heard that Sickoo bhai criticised me yet again despite my 100. Sickoo bhai has an OCD which means Obsessed, CHWAL and a Disease.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I guess the whole team is paying tribute to my century by getting out early. They want me to be the top scorer today.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

ICC has cleared Muhammad Hafeez bhai's bowling action. Now they should ban Rahat Ali's catching action.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Haris Sohail is so impressive. He keeps improvising and always inventing new techniques to get out. #Respect for this new legend.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I have calculated the efficiency of team.Playing like this & winding up 100 over game in 60 overs would save 560MW electricity in Pakistan.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Just dialled Rescue 1122, and the answering machine says, "Your required Misbah is not available any more."

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

LBW?
Impact was outside the off stump, I also was outside the off stump and bowler was outside the off stump of his brain.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

SICKoo bhai!
My maiden fifty 50 off 54 balls is my 1st tribute in your face. Stay tuned for more!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

My strike rate right now is 100. Would ICC count it as an ODI hundred of mine? They should, I guess.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I have told Bengalis "Udhar tum, Idhar hum". That means either you win or let us lose.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I have lost the toss. Hence the first target is achieved. Have to wait 100 overs to achieve the 2nd target.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Missed Afridi bhai so much today. Had he been in the team today, we could have lost the match in 30th over. Had to bowl 49 overs to lose.