Katie

what

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

imagine being in revs eating a filet o fish. that’s what I’m witnessing right now

[hits @hitdvm]

4 year old me watching Pingu:

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

is there a bigger compliment than your tattooist saying you sat like a rock? I don’t think so

[ed @erar97]

Me at 23:59:50

[trash jones @jzux]

call me humpty dumpty the way I am having a great fall

[marc @feelingsplain]

this country is a fucking shithole but i am so fiercely patriotic about our plugs man. greatest in the world

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

plz when are we going to be real and admit sourdough is not nice there is no reason to be breaking my jaw taking a bite out of a piece of fancy toast

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

every day I send my friends voice notes and every day I hope for their sake they listen to them on 1.5x whilst I ramble for minutes on end to give them the 2 seconds of content they actually needed

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

feel called out by this

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

he’s so handsome i just wanna fold his clothes for him

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

shane thinks my Snapchat AI is fit pass it on

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

2/2 because I didn’t think they would believe me as he was much older than me and we were in a relationship when it happened. If I was to go back I would have come forward about it sooner but doubt the outcome would have been any different unfortunately

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

THIS and also the fact that when I was assaulted and confronted the person that did it to me about it he begged me not to say anything because it would ruin his career so I stayed silent for years after. I was 16 at the time. Took me until I was 21 to go to the police 1/2

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

big al gets scammed on temu pass it on

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

someone I went to school with just posted their bereal brushing their teeth whilst watch telly on the sofa and I have so many questions. first of all why

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

late on the way to my psychic appointment but not telling her because she already knows 😌

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

no because why is the implant the most perfect form of contraception for the first 2.5 years but once you hit that last 6 months it turns you into the actual devil

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

if ur eating fish on the train ur tapped

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

having dreams that your teeth are falling out is the final boss of stress

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

back in my clown era??? ok snm

[Katie @CaptainKatiex]

the truth is madder than fiction