Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter

A raccoon and his dreams (about food). Influffencer, artist. he/ him. 🏳️‍🌈

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

The Creation of Trash

[ARAI ❤️🦝 @sweetraccoons]

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[ARAI ❤️🦝 @sweetraccoons]

Patrick is an Ukrainian raccoon who needs our help.
After two years of war the situation where they live is now unsustainable.
His mom is doing her best to take care and provide for him.
Please if you have some spare change please donate to PayPal [email protected]

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

Christmas time is the best. I love the christmas markets. I love the foods and drinks there. I love stealing the wallets of drunk rich people. I love tying together the shoelaces of men who get a little too touchy around women. I love the lights and the freshly baked goods.

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

@NotTheClick Hi, I'm a raccoon. My room mate just watched söme of your videos and ü repeatedly said you wanna be friends with one. Very based. So, ü wanna be bros? (no hidden cösts, terms and cönditions apply) 🦝✌️

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

Because it öften comes to confüson around this time öf the year:
I am neither Göd, Santa nör Jesus (Christ).
Yes, ü may wörship me, but my ethics and mörals are very different fröm big G's. I, för example, welcome stealing fröm big cörporatiöns (no chopping off hands!)

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

@CaptainLala_ THEY ARE RIGHT!!

[bog rat // captainlala.bsky.social @CaptainLala_]

"Well, you see, that human saw a raccoon and yelled 'that's Rocket!!' We are proud raccoons and individuals with our own names, and while we appreciate the representation in Guardians of the Galaxy, calling every raccoon 'Rocket' is a kind of stereotyping we are not fond of."

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

My bff @McFurrypaw visited me this weekend. I miss him already 🍎🍟

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

@McFurrypaw Ür my muse!! 🥰🍎🍟

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

My bff @McFurrypaw visited me this weekend. I miss him already 🍎🍟

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

Dear friends and enemies, ü can find me on blüesky now. Same @ as here. Love ya!

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

@CaptainLala_ @liniscooler

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

Sometimes I think. But then I remember to let it go. No think thought. No thought thunk. Just vibes.

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

Isn't this what life is all about? Me?

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

@sweetraccoons This means a löt to me, thank ü!

[ARAI ❤️🦝 @sweetraccoons]

That’s right. Raccoons, Corvids, Cetaceans, Cephalopods, and Great Apes are all non human people!

[bog rat // captainlala.bsky.social @CaptainLala_]

This Barbie ate your trash, committed tax fraud and cannot be contained

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

I am mischief
I am fright
I do bad things in the night

[Träsh King #BlackLivesMatter @CaptainKuschel]

@CaptainLala_ God will regret this.