SmityWerbermanjensen

RN, BSN with an affliction for all things cardiac 🩺❤️ Corgis, tattoos, and make up 🖤

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

Then they steal these artifacts and place them in museums like we should proud of what they “found”. They steal sacred artifacts from brown and black people and shame them for being black and brown. UGH

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

I want to enjoy history shows about lost civilizations, but all I see are stolen artifacts from a destroyed history

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

@BaileySarian I too, was accidentally traumatized by this movie 😖

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

“you ask if I’m happy; you know that I’m not, but at least I can say I’m not sad - hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - “

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

To all you white supremacists and anti black Ariel supporters...you “white, white guilt milk toast piece of human garbage” don’t forget you’re garbage and we’re coming for you. You aren’t safe in your racism anymore

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

Can I just spend a weekend with @Sethrogen ? I’d have too much fun

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

@instagram I have tried contact you through email for a hacked account and you have not responded. Please respond immediately

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

What do I do when there's too much of me and too little of you?

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

Sometimes you just gotta be alone

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

I was here first! Go talk somewhere else

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

You know what grinds my gears? I'm watching tv and you walk in and decide to make a phone call and then tell me to turn it down. 😾

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

I spend 70% of my day biting back rude ass sarcastic comments #askdumbquestions #getdumbanswers

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

I hope no one ever sees my Netflix account. They'd say 'wow that girl is a loser' 😂😂

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

@emmsimmy tried this with Tucker...HATES googles lol

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

@OhKayMae supposedly humans will evolve to reproduce without men. They only provide the Y chromosome we got the oven we don't need them!

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

📷 thenursewithapeacocktattoo: The adventures of tucker/James corgison/wimbledon begins this summer... https://t.co/Xn84QXCQfK

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

📹 thenursewithapeacocktattoo: Maiden voyage on our new bike! Can’t wait for the corgi inspired... https://t.co/8VvnMiymOX

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

📹 Somebody was feeling EXCEPTIONALLY needy last night https://t.co/bSNQCN6dQl

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

Bill nye had more diversity on his show in 1993 than children's tv shows now. #whathappened #didwereverse

[SmityWerbermanjensen @CaptainMcCrary]

PSA: no one wants to hear a mediocre John legend cover at the club. If I wanna cry I'll do it on my own time