I drunk called my HS prom date last night and asked her why she wasn’t at the local bar.
Haven’t spoken to her in years
she was at home with her fiancé and new puppy prepping to host thanksgiving for her family
I’m on fire
Congrats to my slime Rickie Fowler!!!!! I am and I been a huge fkn fan brudda!!!! I’m wearing orange for my slime on the 4th! I hope it pop!!! Get it?! 😂🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️