Autumn ✌🏻

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[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

You’re Killin Me Smalls ⚾️❤️
#IPlayBallLikeAGirl

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

How you feel about national parks being accessible changes a lot when you have a little girl asking you if she’s going to be able to visit her daddy’s grave. The government really isn’t giving by the people for the people and I’m exhausted.

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

“That’s Autumn’s library…which may or may not be included but I added it to make her happy because she doesn’t have a lot in life right now” #EzamáQuotes

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

“I’m actually always stuck in 2nd gear”
“Yeah you are..well I don’t know how the gears work”
“1st gear is the slowest”
“Oh yeah you’re definitely stuck in 1st gear”
🙃 #EzamáQuotes

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

“Eat a cosmic brownie you fool” *throws it at my face* #EzamáQuotes

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

2025 is the year for #EzamaQuotes to make a comeback

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

Made my grandma an Instagram just so she could get free MonopolyGO dice and this is free entertainment 😂💀

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

@HaleyMcDaniel_ @_tsmithxoxo I feel like I could play this game, but I’ve gotta put money on my phone and press 0 just for him to tell me anything 😂

Either way happy late birthdays y’all!!

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

We have breaking news today folks: Tyler Childers sings songs about life in the Kentucky coal mines and people in this world also happen to be gay. Heard it here first!

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

The 12 y/o has me watching Dance Moms for the first time. Absolutely not. This is embarrassing 😳

[deeenster @deeenster]

When! I! Email! Clients! I! Swear! I! Talk! Like! This!!

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

With that being said, I can be an obnoxious fan for my team & I love the spirit & support for their kids. But I feel like everyone has that one team that they feel is just too much 😂

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

I already had my suspicions, but after this weekend there’s no doubt which VA school has the most obnoxious fan base 😅

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

Honestly teenagers are too much. my brother just stood outside of the bathroom while I’m doing my business and said “you’re taking me to get sushi tomorrow” sir excuse me?

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

Do y’all remember this thread? Well I’m back. This was my great great grandfather 🤦🏻‍♀️ talk about #familytraditions

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

Here, I’m gonna have a thread with stories for those of you that love pointing out how my family is just like The Gallaghers 😂 enjoy 💁🏻‍♀️

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

The kid: “oh was that the time you wrecked your four wheeler and your dad couldn’t get to you because it was past his house arrest line?” 🤦🏻‍♀️😅😅

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

@Liz_x_se @SteveDelfino @Kris_LoveWins @netflix

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

I’ve just discovered @MINDHUNTER_ and if this show does not get revived so help me

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

@alex6leon @skonkas0nly $5 at the new bar near me & yes I paid for it because I’ve never had it before & also yes it was worth it 🥳

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

Todays my birthday so I guess the word “birth” in wordle and the fact that it wasn’t correct is just upsetting

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

My baby brother and I eating ice cream after my mom, boyfriend, and other brothers said no to ice cream #OldestYoungestDuo

[Autumn ✌🏻 @CaptainMerica23]

My 9 y/o brother: “sis what are you getting mommy for Mother’s Day? I’m getting her a new car”
Boy sit down I am 23 and can probably afford to get her a single rose