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@tedcruz I’m surprised you didn’t jump on a plane to Cancun or Greece.

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@tedcruz Where was Ted Cruz during the Camp Mystic tragedy?

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@tedcruz Tool Cruz jabbers about sports to try and pass as a masculine man. Tool fails again.

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@tedcruz Tool Cruz pretending to follow soccer. I’ll bet he played no sports in high school. He has “nerd” written all over him.

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@tedcruz Tool Cruz pretending to know about sports. Tool: You will never be one of the guys.

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@TeamTedCruz @ClayTravis @BuckSexton Nerd tries to pretend he knows something about sports.

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@tedcruz Tool Crus pretending to be a hip rock music fan.

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@tedcruz Tool Cruz pretending to be a hip sports fan.

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@SenTedCruz @tedcruz @NASAArtemis The most disagreeable part of their space voyage was surely talking to you.

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@tedcruz @iHeartRadio Tool Cruz pretending to be a tough guy who is truly committed to “peak fitness.”

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@tedcruz Tucker squashed Tool Cruz and he can’t get over it.

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@tedcruz Tool Cruz is the last person on earth who should be challenging another man’s masculinity.

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@tedcruz Tool Cruz pretending to be a regular American man who plays sports.

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@tedcruz Does Tool ever do his job for Texans? It looks like his top priority is podcasting against Tucker Carlson.

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@SenTedCruz A surprise. Tool Cruz did his once a month post about something connected to Texas.

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@TheOnlyEsta Josef Goebbels.

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@bennyjohnson How can you tell when Benny is lying? His lips are moving.

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@GovMikeHuckabee Huck: Resign. Our ambassador is supposed to be diplomatic , and you failed.