Teddy Rivers.

I’m here for a good time, not a long time. | Original Character|

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

“I don’t know, I got the moves, and the sauce.”

—Athlete turned professional pizza maker, family business.
—Older brother to @AlysImTrying, so watch the fuck out.
—Ready to reunite with my best friend @TyInterrupted.
—Definitely not looking for a romantic partner.

RT.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@PizzalsMyBae @certifiedkunt

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

The fuck you mean wouldn’t let you? We mutual haven’t gotten rid of each other for 5+ years, what’s gonna stop it now?

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All because I won’t change my face to someone she wants. PFFT.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@PizzalsMyBae The easiest way to boost an ego.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@PizzalsMyBae I can hear every word on my end and I know he can barely hear it.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@PizzalsMyBae I was jamming on the other end, whatcha mean?

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@PizzalsMyBae You might but I shall fight for my buddy!

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@PizzalsMyBae Don’t you take my gaming partner away from me!

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@FlickYourNick @TyInterrupted @PizzalsMyBae You can’t talk, you’re just a personality based off his mind! You’re biased!

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

My drafts say otherwise

[𝚃𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚒𝚕𝚕 @TyInterrupted]

You saw nothing.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@TyInterrupted @PizzalsMyBae Listen, you’re dating her so you��re biased. It doesn’t count!

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@TyInterrupted @PizzalsMyBae You’re biased as fuck, fuck off.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

[Grins, strutting my way out of my batcave to @EllysThatEpic and adds my rose to your collection as I lean in to press a kiss happily to your cheek.] Girl, you know I always treasure you when you’re around. Happy birthday, princess.

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@HypnoticVixen @ThatNerdyFucker [Snorts as you steal my pizza slice.] It’s why I’m your favorite.

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@ThatNerdyFucker @HypnoticVixen [Peeks up from eating my slice of pizza and waves.]

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@TyInterrupted Because this is one of the accounts I had hidden and flipped to Teddy, so it’s not as old as it should be 😂

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@TyInterrupted Or mindfuckery 😂

[Teddy Rivers. @CaptainNerdism]

@TyInterrupted @PizzalsMyBae [Looks smug from the couch beside Tyler.]