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Love Marvel/DC 👾EDM👽 gamer sometimes 🤓 Currently attending Hogwarts and Umbrella Academy ☂️ Army vet 🫶🏽 Scarlet Witch 🧙 🕷️🕸️ Miles Morales

[🪐💫🚀 @CaptainOT2]

Me every Sunday night after seeing Victor make it till the end of the episode
#ThePenguin

[Boochie Luther King @stoppfeenin]

me in 40 years when the social security checks ain’t cutting it no more

[ceez @Ceezooo]

Gmail talkin bout some pay for extra storage or I’ll stop receiving emails and like yo why are all these companies so money hungry

[🪐💫🚀 @CaptainOT2]

@numb_bodies Skill issue

[Natalie Plotnikova @__plotnikova]

hey @DoorDash- happened to notice while ordering food that the total was almost identical on two accounts, one with DashPass and one without. the promised savings seem pretty misleading 🤔

[𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 🥀 @Sherylynn_R2]

She would have been so useful in Resident Evil

[❦ @JAESREVENGE]

The way DreBaby started looking around 😭😭😭

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

DMV WORKERS WHEN YOU BRING ALL THE RIGHT DOCUMENTS THE FIRST TIME:

[♱𝕷𝔦𝖟𝔷𝖎𝔞𝖓𝔞♱ @Sinnerphile_]

They could never recreate an iconic crossover like this ever again.

[kara @petite__kara]

Don't come to me for weak advice i support abortion, divorce, cutting family off, quit a job, taking risks and burning bridges

[❦ @JAESREVENGE]

I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭

[Supreme Tingz @Amsupremetingz]

Raymonte lately:

[Natty @theblingsnatty]

Lip is so annoying, always blaming fiona for everything.

[υи¢ℓє ʝυαи @1Hit_Juander]

I told my grandma that I have other trips to pay for and might not make the family Christmas cruise because they JUST started planning it.

My dad calls me: “somebody told me you ain’t got no money”

Me:

[🔮Momo🎀 @FaithInViolet]

managers asked me how long I'm working today and when I told them 12 hours they looked at me like this like they werent the ones who made the schedule

[sana ☆ @paradoomed]

imagine helping defeat THE albert wesker just to never appear again… capcom will pay

[U. @beingUduakO]

I’m not a good person at all. Infact, I have the capability to be very bad given the right circumstances I just don’t feed into it too frequently. But one thing I am and will forever be, is kind. Self awareness is key, always.

[Dreezmo 𓃵 @dreezmo]

Me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing

[jxst.cash ⚝ @callme_cashhh]

The concept of god telling me to forgive my enemies but he’s burning his.

[❦ @JAESREVENGE]

The boys were definitely on Dre’s body last night 😭😭😭