blonde on a boat

no one is more dedicated with less followers.

[blonde on a boat @CaptainQueen_]

This thing on lol

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Also the drilling sound of Reno’s will be nice when it’s behind me

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Can’t wait until there isn’t soccer background noise on

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people with less than 8 followers tweeting:

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Nobody warns you how often you have to say “just leave her alone” to a 4yr old with a cat.

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Kitchen update everyone was waiting on

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Man swims to Toronto floating convenience store — police were called to take him back lol. Wasn’t me.

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Excuse me while I watch titanic while my kids “suffer” at summer camp.

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Summmer time

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One slow mother f’er of a Reno

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Fillet o fish sandwich still slaps

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Father’s Day celebrations sucked the life out of me.

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Sunday scaries are gonna be extra the week before summer camp

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Would love buying smokes from here 15yrs ago lol

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To date, I’ve tweeted 3700 tweets about nothing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ok but do I steal this for my lawn!?

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Island time

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Today’s office ain’t so bad

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How did we just discover the farm boy mini carts!?