Captain Risky

Risk, once you've had a taste - you just want more.

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@QldPolice There's only one Captain Risky and I'm still stuck here.
#HappyNewYear #DontTryThisAtHome #CaptainRisky #BudgetDirectWontInsureHim

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🎅 Riskmas Cracker #12: What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy claws!

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🎅 Riskmas Cracker #11: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk.

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🎅 Riskmas Cracker #10: Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

Because he had no body to go with.

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🎅 Riskmas Cracker #09: What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #08: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolie jumper

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🎅 Riskmas Cracker #07: Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrr!

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #06 Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles.

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #05: What carol is heard in the desert?

O camel ye faithful.

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #04: What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #03: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws.

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #02: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you just can't beat it.

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🎅Riskmas Cracker #01: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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Arr Mateys! Did ye know it's International Talk like a Pirate Day? So I'm setting sail on the riskiest of ye seven seas! #TalkLikeAPirateDay

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Kick It & Rip It this Father’s Day and give your Dad a card featuring me, Captain Risky! >https://t.co/9KIiuLIGAM #FathersDay #KickItRipIt

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Whooo! That’s some hot tea! #uninsured #riskyroadtrip #TooHotToHandle

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Triple Bacon Jalapeno! My Favourite! #uninsured #riskyroadtrip #pizza

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Was it something I said? #uninsured #riskyroadtrip #awkwardsilence

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Spending some quality time with my number one gal, Stella!
#kickitripit #Stella