Rosie Burnett

I dabble in doodling and jokes. I also do a podcast!

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

IT'S ONLY A TEASER FOR THE PODCAST I'VE BEEN MAKING WITH @Joe_Lawrence

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/ZpgjPfovPH

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

If blokes could put the same enthusiasm they put into guiding a van into a tight space as calling out misogyny I reckon we'd have equal pay in two years...not sure how but I just feel it ya know?

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

The combo of the pandemic and not doing open mic comedy for 2 years has brought me to conclusion that maybe I should start a twitch account. Because apparently I miss men telling me I'm doing a thing they love wrong

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

@thegriefcast "Kimberley, you are married to the most, most, most, most, most, most, most genius man in the world." ... is where it lost me 😬😂

[Ruby Martin @rubytmartin]

After seeing Louis Theroux on bake off I was reminded of a bunch of memes I made and forgot to post based off this pic my sister sent me (1/6)

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

when the government is asking you to work from home but work is asking you to start working in the office again

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

@RosieMaeElnile Hey! Xx

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

@RosieMaeElnile It’s so good!

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

Just had a 2am cold shower and stood soaking wet, naked in the garden. But that’s just my usual morning routine 🙃..... I AM JOKING I AM SO HOT THAT I MAY HAVE TO KILL THE SUN

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

I think I could safely defrost a chicken breast with the heat of my under boob right now

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

Donate to Black Lives Matter! https://t.co/AFXfuNuu8c

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JfrespjmB3 via @UKChange

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

Please don't just post a black square. Write to your MP now with these demands:
- Immediate suspension of UK sales of teargas, riot shields + rubber bullets to the US
- Condemn Trump's use of force against his own citizens
- Release the delayed report into BAME Covid deaths

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

UK Parliament: Dominic Cummings must be sacked - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/TLaz1jserx via @UKChange

[Maudsley Charity @maudsleycharity]

During this stressful time, don’t let the pressure of parenting get you down. Try these simple tricks and tips, which are backed by science and proven to work with families. #MentalHealthWeek #FamiliesUnderPressure @MaudsleyNHS @KingsIoPPN https://t.co/x46XtO59Ya

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

#GregDaviesDeathMask

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

@TomMayoWoodman Or treat those scene as allotted tea making/loo breaks

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

@sarahkcomedy just listened to your films to buried with podcast and I have great news
https://t.co/62R98krDwW

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

So yes I have made risotto using homemade stock from a leftover chicken and it feels very accomplished. But what i'd give to be standing on a northern line rush hour tube smelling collective arm pits

[Rosie Burnett @CaptainRo]

Petition: Include self-employed in statutory sick pay during Coronavirus https://t.co/NfNpE8dyPu