CaptainScuppers

Professional Wingman | Unprofessional Hand Model | Full-time Lad | Part-time Dick Head

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@OakleyCord 100%

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@vanillamcraft WOOO ONE HUNDEY 🎉

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@OakleyCord Everyone knows Betty should've been promoted!

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@myth1calmonster And all the Richards in the world went silent

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You learn something new every day, but most of what you learn is dick useless.

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@OakleyCord Your mom beat my saber last night.

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@OakleyOOC That's because I'm at their mom's house

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Remember, success is only one Pyramid Scheme away. But anyways, how do you like your bagels?

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@OakleyOOC Wait why am I out of context here?

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Happy 69th birthday to the most beautiful man, Jeff Goldblum! Truly a commendable day for a commendable man. The Jeff Goldblum Guild shall remember it for eternity. #JGG #JeffGoldblum #goldblum

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Random yard turtle #turtle

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Bedwars with the lads! https://t.co/wmq5JIBTcx

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I need to revaluate what I spend my free time doing..

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@OakleyCord @vanillamcraft Dope

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You ever think about how if you strip away the whole time travel plot of Back to the Future, then the movie is just about Marty being an absolute lad helping his pal get with their crush? Marty is the ultimate wingman. #BackToTheFuture #BTTF

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@OakleyCord Why are you the way you are?

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@OakleyCord Ah yes, I love turning on weather

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Yeah, for being too sexy. 😎