Chad Smith

Extreme Indoor Enthusiast

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@JesseThorn https://t.co/Mu5EKjUSqW TECMO SUPER BOWL 4EVAH BABY!

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@AGoldmund I'm going to miss you guys 🥲 Maybe consider my show, Bearly a Monkey! Zookeeper saves his job by replacing an escaped chimpanzee w/ a black bear in a chimp costume. I'm imagining Bronson Pinchot and Pauly Shore as the roommate who helps keep the ruse up. Miss you!

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

#DeleteSpotify

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@Neilyoung Just cancelled Spotify. I left this as feedback: Fuck you guys for choosing bullshit over music, and especially fuck Joe Rogan. I will take my money elsewhere, assholes. Fuck you for cancelling Neil Young, a true American hero. You blew it. So, blow me.

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@pattonoswalt FUCK YES, Sir!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

To say I’m touched is putting it lightly. And yeah, #BookofBobaFett ROCKS. YOU’RE WELCOME.

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Diana of Themyscira, Wonder Woman. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at https://t.co/t3jArJj47h #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@AGoldmund OMG a TF2 story! I'm freaking out, the SAME THING here brother!
Check my song I did back in the day, with PC Gamer's @jerware #ImYourMedic https://t.co/LQ3FydDOQf

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@WeAreDeLaSoul YO! DOPE! #KEXP just tipped me off to the news! Congratulations!

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

I just scored 47,630 on Willy Wonka

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

https://t.co/NGxS1yyPd1

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@djjohnrichards @kexp Yeah, a little around the eyes, I can see it!

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@djjohnrichards Had to check on John Fishards!

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@EdmondsPolice bong hits from his car, adult white male, Bartels parking lot, Edmonds Way

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s rooted in hatred. It’s something they should be ashamed of. Also if weed made you fast, I’d be FloJo.

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@pattonoswalt I'm laughing at your schedule! Clearwater to Seattle for New Years?! Holy crap! See you on NYE in top form!

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@AndrewJohnPrice Waxed Gritty! Good one! High-five! 😂 I went with Lord Tang. #HeWhoShallBeNamed

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@colbertlateshow #HeWhoShallBeNamed Tang. TANG.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

A VERY ugly slice of MAGA life with a HILARIOUS, happy ending.

[Chad Smith @CaptainSpalding]

@nchan @SaysDanica Congratulations!