Captain Spaulding (Parody)

Makes chicken so good you'll slap yo' mama! You better not be no minor, 18 and up here! Can't be catching no case. (Parody Account)

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

Come get sum chicken! 🐔🐔🍗🍗

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

I tell ya' I had the worst damn dream last night. There was this Colonel who was a tryin' to a steal the recipe to my chicken! G'damn fool had no damn respect. Ended up fryin' his ass up too! I gots to stop drinkin' before I hit the hay I tell ya.

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

Hell, I had a g'damn horror family. Stupid sumbitches they was though. Done gone and got lost somewhere in the wilderness.

[Chainsaw Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) @AshySlasheeDB]

Who's part of the horror tribe?

#horror #HorrorFamily

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

Well a looky here!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@DrHerbertWest1

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

Shit! Saturday morning and here I am fryin' more damn chicken! I tell ya what when ol' Spaulding here got let outta the slammer, I expected more excitement dammit! Oh well, least we got customers for the fourth of July weekend! Spose' I'll fire up the murder ride!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@RaHorakhty Hell Kitty them lil' birdies ain't never see it coming! Goods to sees ya and I'll give ya'll a holla when that next batch is on the way!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

What in sam hell has been goin' on 'round here lately? Shit I been locked up for the past god knows how many damn months. Any of ya'll still kickin' round here?

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

I tell ya' I had the worst damn dream last night. There was this Colonel who was a tryin' to a steal the recipe to my chicken! G'damn fool had no damn respect. Ended up fryin' his ass up too! I gots to stop drinkin' before I hit the hay I tell ya.

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@IAmNotJackWalsh Good to see you too son! Don't you worry none, I gots plenty of chicken for ya!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@starlostboysrp Damn little lady, things be too damn quiet 'round here lately.

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@ReamesKw Damn that boy! I tell you what next I see that bastard Imma whoop his ass! And hell son, got plenty of chicken for ya!!!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@DrHerbertWest1 Well shit the bed! Look at you Mr. Fancy Doctor Pants! Congratulfuckinglations Sherbert Vest!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

Christ woman! I just gave you 15 minutes of sweet loving an hour ago! I'm tryin' to watch my ad! Lemme be!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@ShepLambrick

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

I bet they are Lambdick! Your nuts are all over the damn place son!

[Shepard Lambrick @ShepLambrick]

Mmm, these pistachios are so good!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@ShepLambrick

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@ShepLambrick @wheresdinobob @Raiton08 @VincentVampir85 @DrHerbertWest1 @DammersMilton @RVannacutt No sense a humor I tell you what! I'm gonna go make me some chicken.

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@ShepLambrick @wheresdinobob @Raiton08 @VincentVampir85 @DrHerbertWest1 @DammersMilton @RVannacutt Oh calm ya tits Lamdick Imma just messin' with ya!

[Captain Spaulding (Parody) @CaptainSpaul]

@ShepLambrick @wheresdinobob @Raiton08 @VincentVampir85 @DrHerbertWest1 @DammersMilton @RVannacutt I got sum dinna for ya fancy boy!